Bernie Sanders

An Essay from “The Peoples Cube

This article appeared today in “The American Thinker”.

Bernie Sanders sounds ready to set up collective farms.

Bernie Sanders in the Democratic debate last night had big plans for remodeling the country on socialist lines.

He’s guaranteeing everything — jobs, education, health care —, to everyone, in exchange for total power to decide what’s best for us.  Sound like a bargain.

Now this “American  Thinker” article segues perfectly with the essay below. It’s supposed to be satire, but is it really?

From the blog “the Peoples Cube”

From the dream diary of Tiffany, SJW

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Okay, like, I had this totally awful dream last night, okay – in my safe space! It was literally the worst dream I have ever literally had. It went like this:

It was November 3, 2020. Bernie won! It was wonderful that he won because that meant that Trump was gone! My feminist studies professor told me that Trump was literally the worst Republican president since Hitler, and I believe him. Everybody on campus was cheering, hugging, dancing, getting high, and waving rainbow flags while burning American flags. It was the greatest day in our nation’s history.

Bernie gave the best inaugural address that I have literally ever heard. He said, “The time has come to realize FDR’s Second Bill of Rights.”
I had to Google FDR, and Google said that he was literally the best president ever and AOC said Republicans persecuted him and rewrote the Constitution (some kind of boat, I don’t get it) so he couldn’t run for a fifth term after he died.
My bad, back to the speech. It was literally awesome. Bernie said, “When I see Americans without housing, without healthcare, without education, without jobs, without citizenship, I have compassion for those people. With a Democrat majority in both houses” – he had to wait a minute until the wild cheering from the reporters calmed down – “With a Democrat majority in both houses, we’re also going to implement common sense gun confiscation and make America a gun free zone!” I thought I was literally going to go deaf from all the cheering.
But then something really weird happened in my dream, and it was like I was going forward in time. I started to see headlines on the New York Times flash before me like:
“Trump to Blame for Astronomical Cost of Education”
“How Berniecare Advances Natural Selection”
“Homelessness Creates Freedom, Builds Character”
“Economy Rebounds to Healthy Levels of Unemployment Expert Says”
I mean, it sounded all good, right? Then how come I had some kind of creepy feeling about what was happening?
I couldn’t afford to stay in school, so I never got my Feminist Studies degree with a minor in Intersectionality which had always been my dream. Daddy sold our vacation home in Hawaii to help pay for my tuition, but he said it all went to the Privilege Tax to support needy professional sports celebrities. So, all I got was this participation award sent to me in the mail.
Then I got evicted from my home! The Committee for Housing said we had too much space, so my parents and my little brother and me got kicked out so some undocumented people could have a place to stay. The Committee for Housing said they would find us a place on a waiting list as soon as there was an opening, and to be patient. To make sure the house was safe for the undocumented people, the committee guy searched the house and took a gun that Daddy kept under the bed. I dunno, I felt like that was kind of wrong, but it was a gun, so, I dunno.
I guess I needed to like, work or something. I knew I could make a lot of money with the new minimum living wage of $50 per hour (Thank you, thank you, Bernie!) so I looked for my first job. I was so confused because it was like everybody else needed a job, too. Everywhere I went some guy or some woman would tell me they couldn’t afford to hire me. I went to the Employment Council building, and they said that since I was white I had to move to the back of the line. How come there were no jobs when the pay was so good?
We ended up living in an alley, and I’m not lying when I tell you it was literally the filthiest place I’ve ever seen. We tried to make a shelter, but it didn’t do much to keep the rain out, and nobody would share their tent with us. My little brother got sick, so we took him to the hospital because all the health care was free (Thank you again, Bernie, you’re awesome!) and we knew we could just walk in. You know what? There were so. many. sick people there. When we got to the desk, Mommy said that my brother may have typhoid (she used to be a nurse) and needed to be seen immediately. Well, the clerk told us to go home and come back when there weren’t so many sick people in the waiting room and the earliest appointment we could get was 11 months later.
That’s when Daddy really lost it. He started yelling and saying all kinds of bad things about Bernie! I was like, so shocked because I thought you had to be my age to know those words. Just then some guys in uniform came and grabbed all of us and we spent the night in jail. It was the nicest place we stayed since losing our house last month. The police always liked talking to Daddy for some reason because they always kept him late. I guess they really liked him because one night he didn’t come back to our cell.
After Daddy went away, we were told that we and the other 15 people in our cell were going on a train ride. That sounded kinda cool. I asked where we were going, and the guards said it was to help keep our planet green. I didn’t get what was so funny about that but they sure got a good laugh out of it.
It was literally the longest train ride ever. There was this totally gross bucket you had to use if you had to go to the bathroom. We FINALLY got off the train at Green Camp #42, and they said that we all had to be checked. My guard checked me a couple of times. I guess he wanted to be thorough, but when I asked him why he kept checking me, he said it was for women’s rights and to protect me from toxic masculinity. I guess that was kind of alright on his part, but I felt kind of weird about it. Anyway, after checking my pockets again, he found some money and said it was for the train ride, and that was why he had to keep it. Then he checked all of my pockets again to make sure I was paying my fair share.
We got moved into our new free housing which was kinda crowded, but not as bad as the prison cell. Then we went to an auditorium where we watched a video of Bernie telling us that this was our chance to do something for the planet. It was called “giving back” or something. Then I said something really dumb, I said, “But if you didn’t steal anything, why do you need to give back?” Mommy looked at me real shocked like, and then a guard punched me. I guess I said something wrong.
Then that really whacked out time travel thing started happening again. Every day we went out to dig holes in the ground. I saw Mommy get older and older every second. My little brother kept getting weaker so they composted him. It was like we never left the Green Camp, that you worked there until you died or something.
When I woke up, I was so confused, so angry. I mean, how is it even possible for socialism to turn out so bad when they make so many cool promises? Whatever. We just need the right people in charge.

Bernie has a Myocardial Infraction !

The Old Bolshevik’s takes his last lap.

I predict that Bernie will be dropping out of the race for the Democratic nomination very soon.  Could be wrong of course, but he’s falling in the polls and he’s failing in health.

Update: Myocardial Infraction confirmed.

It’s only a matter of time.  Go Home Bernie.  You did very well for yourself. You never drew a private paycheck,  consistantly railed against “the rich” yet became a millionaire yourself.  Owning three dacha’s including one with lakefront property.
You came to Vermont from Brooklyn during the hippie invasion of the sixties, and joined a local radical Leftest party.
Later on you became Mayor of Burlington by 10 votes.  Then you won Vermont’s lone house seat from a first term rino ironically with the aid of the Vermont N.R.A.  The when Bill Clinton’s favorite Republican decided not to run foe the Senate again you won by a landslide.
Then in 2016  you ran for President and caught fire with Millennials, Hollywood, the media, Academia. You seem to be winning primaries and gaining delegates but unfortunately not the super-duper kind. You were old, white, male and it wasn’t you turn.  Your opponent was old, white, but female and a last name of Clinton.  You were screwed in the primaries but you chose not to fight the Clinton machine. And the rest they say is history.  You could have won.
Go home and enjoy the rest of your life. If Vermont’s winters get to cold for you there is always retire to Cuba, that you’ve said has probably the best healthcare in the world.

Now the race is between ‘Plugs” and “Fauxcahontas”.

And possibly too that the old “Wicked Witch” may decide to make another appearance. 
It’s going to be quit a ride.

 

 

 

 

When Bernie is elected President he will…

End homelessness in America.

This has been done before.

NYC Releases Design Guidelines for Public Housing – Next City

  I remember reading stories about people growing up in “the Projects”.

Bernie’s housing for all.

Remember, we just need the right people in charge.
“It is unacceptable that in America tonight, more than half a million Americans will be sleeping out on the streets or in homeless shelters because they don’t have the money to put a roof over their heads, while the three richest families in America experienced a $101 billion increase in their wealth last year. This is a national embarrassment. In the richest country on Earth, we will invest nearly $32 billion over the next five years to end homelessness in America….”

Who are these three richest familes Bernie? Could you be more specific?

He does know that homelessness is the most acute in deep blue cities…right?

Ten facts about homelessness in America.

2. Nearly half of all Americans sleeping on the streets live in California. “Almost half (47 percent) of all unsheltered homeless people in the United States are found in California, about four times as high as their share of the overall United States population. Among the five cities with the highest rates of unsheltered homelessness, four are in California (San Francisco, Los Angeles, Santa Rosa, and San Jose), and the other is Seattle.”

3. But East Coast cities have the highest rate of homelessness – and Washington, D.C. ranks worst. “Compared to a national rate of 17 homeless people per 10,000, the cities … with the highest rates of overall homelessness are Washington, DC (103 per 10,000), Boston, MA (102 per 10,000), and New York, NY (101 per 10,000).” More than 20 percent of all homeless people live in New York City. “These cities each have homelessness rates that are over 6 times as high as the overall U.S rate,” and the level of sheltered homelessness is eight-times the national average (11 per 10,000).

More likely Bernie could be thinking along these lines.  Along with implementing the Green new Deal  and the Trillions(!) of dollars it will cost,  this may be the best the proletariat, and the underclassd can hope for.  Our Brave New World awaits us.  

From P.J.W.

 

 

Bernie Sanders channels the Soviet Union

Bernie Sanders Could Still Win the Democratic Nomination ...

Bernie will be your shepherd, you shall not want.

And he knows that he’ll need a ‘big stick’.

A Sanders government would take control of ...

  • Your energy choices: His Green New Deal would spend $16 trillion to force you to stop using the energy mostly used today — oil, gas and nuclear. He promises cleaner power and air in return.
  • Your house and car: The Sanders government would pay to weatherize homes and small businesses, and to upgrade gas-powered cars for electric ones. He would mandate the end of conventional gas car manufacturing in a decade.
  • Your health insurance: He would eliminate private insurance and put you on a government plan more generous than Medicare. No more copays, deductibles or premiums, too.
  • Your current student debt: He would eliminate it for everyone.
  • Your kids’ college: Everyone gets free tuition at public universities, community colleges, trade schools and apprenticeship programs, too.
  • Your teachers: He will hire more teachers, pay them more, and fund better school supplies.
  • Your job: He promises full employment.
  • Your wage: He would guarantee you at least $15 per hour.
  • Your rich friends: They’ll be paying for much of this with a fat tax increase.
  • Your own taxes: Sanders has been vague on this one. But the total cost of just the programs listed above are $20 trillion-plus at the lowest possible end over a decade, excluding Medicare for All, which experts say could at least double the total.

What the Sanders campaign says Josh Orton, policy director, tells Axios:

  • “Bernie will continue to fight for proposals that save American families money and hold giant corporations accountable. … [T]he cost of doing nothing is significantly more expensive for average American

This is going to require a few thing to happen. The Democrats will need to take over the House and Senate.  The Constitution will have to be scrapped, and a new “living one” written,  a bill of “rights” of what the Government “CAN” do, like  whatever is deemed necessary to control the lives of the people. For the greater good of everyone, especially the ruling class.

This is going to require coercion . A lot of coercion. 

After fifty years of indoctination in our public schools they’re plenty of hard core leftest living in America. One only has to look at election night 2016 to realize that these people are unhinged.
They’re thousands of financially powerful hard core Leftist in America.  Many are in positions of political power in all levels of Government.  They have a fanatical Militant Wing only awaiting a leader.
Bernie could recruit thousands more foot solders from illegal aliens hiding in blue state “sanctuary cities” and from emptying the prisons. But they will be re-filled…with a different kind of ‘felon’.
Who would Bernie pick to be “his” Iron Felix ?

Think all this is impossible,  that this couldn’t happen ?

Think again!

 Vermont was ranked #3 in patriotism.

How, I don’t know.

 

 

 

 

Comrade Bernie Speaks

God forbid that we’re fools enough to ever elect him or any other so-called Democrat that running for President.

And to also elect a Marxist congress that would support him.
There is only one way the country will be what Bernie envisions. The application of Brute Force!

“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—for ever.”

George Orwell, 1984
You fools, look at China, Cuba, Venezuela.

Look at that smile.

You will be made to care. You will obey.

Bernie voters are low information??

“Bernie is getting squeezed”

So says an NBC Poll.

The implication, of course, is that Sanders voters are “low information.” Todd’s panel seems to agree, pointing out that Warren has been working harder than Sanders at courting primary state voters, and that Warren built on Sanders’ 2016 campaign, turning what was then mere policy positions into what is now definitive policy proposals.

Bernie does have a few strikes against him .

  1. He’s old. But then so is everyone else. Bernie will be 79 years old in 2020.  His two main challengers  sleepy creepy Joe Biden will be nearly 78.  Fauxahontis will be a spry 71. 
  2.  He’s white and male. But so is sleepy creepy Joe. Also both are heterosexual.  Fauxahontis is white but female. (Check box for the fake Indian)
  3. Oh oh… Bernie is Jewish (in name only). With Anti-Semitism taking root in the Democrat Party  this might be problematic for  Bernie. Time will tell. 
  4. Bernie not the radical “Democratic Socialist” of the pack anymore.  They’re all spouting the same bullshit.
Of course lets not forget the principle “low information Voters”,  the people of deep blue Vermont who have been re-electing this “Trotskyite light” Political commissar to public office since 1981.  

 

 

Is this the Future of the Progressive/Socialist Party?*

*Formally know as the Democrat party

Another video from Zeducation

a.k.a. ” “That didn’t age well”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXY7mYfzeBw

 

And the Washington Post is lukewarm about Joe.

So what about the ladies? 

Klobuchar                       Harris

Amy Klobuchar  Kamala Harris      
Gillibrand                                    Gabbard

Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren

Warren

Sorry Girls according to the latest polls it’s Creepy (plugs) Joe and Bolshevik Bernie in that order. 

The Patriarchy lives in the Democrat Party. 

Maybe if you decide to drop out and endorse Joe he’ll give you a nice relaxing shoulder rub, and smell the flowers in your hair.

 

 

Bernie Is Back for another Go!

The Democratic Peoples Republic of Vermont’s  Favorite Socialist.

If Hildabeast hadn’t rigged the primaries Comrade Bernie’s supporters firmly believe that he would have won,and cosigned Trump to the dustbin of history.

But it was announced this morning that Bernie’s hat is back in the ring.

Lets listen. He’s promising utopia dystopia .

Bernie believes that he’ll be the one to finally implement Animal  Farm Socialism the correct way.

“We are the only major country on Earth not to guarantee health care to all. We pay the highest prices for prescription drugs, we have a dysfunctional– child care system. We have a president who doesn’t even acknowledge the reality of climate change, let alone take on the fossil fuel industry. “

And when you run out of other people’s money Bernie,the cost will be the people’s freedom.

Bernie was also very supportive of A.O.C. in wiping out 25,000 Jobs and $24 billion in taxes over the next ten years.

Did Bernie forget that Amazon’s founder, chairman, and CEO Jeff Bezo’s is an Uber Lib billionaire and owner of the Washington Post.

“I was, and– but I was also supportive– (LAUGH) and– and maybe at the lead– of telling Amazon, owned by the wealthiest person in the world, that they cannot continue to pay their employees $9 or $10 or $11 an hour; they have to raise the minimum wage– their minimum wage to 11 bucks an hour, which as you’ll recall– happened. We did that with Disney– as well. What you have– and with a company like Amazon is– a very profitable company owned by the wealthiest guy in the world, who among other things we recently learned paid zero federal taxes. So you’re a worker out there, you’re makin’ 40,000 or 50,000 bucks a year. You pay more in taxes than Amazon did, that made billions of dollars in profit. And what I did not like about what they did to New York– that’s New York’s decision, not mine”

Useful idiots Liberal Billionaires like Gates, Zuckerburg,  and Buffet might have cause for concern that their political leanings might not be enough to protect them.

Fox News had heard yesterday that Bernie was cutting a video.

Democrats ignore Bernie Sanders’ 2020 announcement while embracing his socialist policies

To be fair, Sanders’ actual launch will get more fanfare. But why the collective yawn around news of his imminent candidacy? For one thing, presidential campaign announcements in 2019 are a dime a dozen. There are already nine declared Democratic candidates with many others waiting in the wings.

Including Bernie there are as of this date  11 democrats  have announced their candidacy  for President. Creepy Joe Biden who believes he’s the most qualified will likely announce soon.

But Bernie, you’re “white”, you’re “old”, you’re a Jew in name only, and you still refuse to call yourself a democrat, but be that as it may you have very successful in morphing the party of FDR and JFK into a Socialist, Green, Communist party.

Yes, a lot of Democrats have embraced Bernie’s dream to to turn America into a larger version of Venezuela.

Because they know what’s best for you and they will tell you exactly what you need wither you think so or not.

 

“Toxic Masculinity”, Oh Bernie say it ain’t so!

Bernie Sanders, Anti-Semite? | Power Line

Maybe your campaign staff were triggered by that old essay you wrote back in the day.

But really, You were not suppose to know.  

A group of former Bernie Sanders staffers are demanding a meeting with the Vermont senator and his “top political advisers” to discuss rampant “sexual violence” they say took place on the Sanders 2016 presidential campaign…

The ‘request’ was meant to be private but news of the letter leaked late last week.

Leaked…By who?

Also:

In recent weeks there has been an ongoing conversation on social media, in texts, and in person, about the untenable and dangerous dynamic that developed during our campaign,” the group wrote, adding that while similar issues arise on many campaigns, discrimination and harassment on Sanders’ campaign was particularly problematic given Sanders’ progressive platform and the “intense commitment” offered to his presidential effort from “women, people of color, and LGBT staffers.”

Here in “progressive” Vermont it came as quite a surprise

At home, Vermont political leaders were caught off-guard by the news of the complaint.

“This is the first I’m hearing of it,” said Senate Pro Tempore Tim Ashe on Monday. “I haven’t seen the letter. I didn’t know this was in the news until you just told me.

“My general feeling is that every person, male and female in the workplace, but especially men, and especially men in position of influence, should always conduct themselves with total integrity when it comes to workplace equity. But I say that not in specific reference to this situation because I don’t know anything about it, but just as a general matter,” Ashe added.

Ashe noted that a bill, H.707, passed by the Vermont Legislature in the last session strengthened protections against sexual harassment in the workplace.

“I believe that every person in every workplace should operate with total integrity when it comes to workplace equity …” Ashe said.

House Speaker Mitzi Johnson, D-Grand Isle-Chittenden, said she was also unaware of the Sanders’ campaign worker complaints.

“I don’t know anything about the letter or the allegations,” Johnson said. “I don’t know anything about it.

“I’m working incredibly hard to make sure that we really change the culture of Vermont’s State House, just in terms of preventing harassment and holding harassers accountable, but also in terms of a true balance of equality,”

But Bernie was totally unaware of this because at the time, you see He was a little bit busy.
Well lets see exactly what is “toxic masculinity” ?  Now I don’t doubt for a moment that it exist. Just look at all the “liberal” men that were swept up in the #metoo movement.

But lets turn back the clock.

 Back in the nineties This is what Author, journalist, adjunct professor of journalism at Columbia University Nina Burleigh had to say

 Burleigh offered to perform a sex act on President Clinton. Approached by a Washington Post media reporter to discuss the Mirabella article, Burleigh stated, “I would be happy to give him a blowjob just to thank him for keeping abortion legal. I think American women should be lining up with their Presidential kneepads on to show their gratitude for keeping the theocracy off our backs.”

Back in the day Democrats like Teddy Kennedy (who received a “tap on the wrist” from the State of Massachusetts for leaving young woman to slowly drown in his car) and Bill (serial rapist) Clinton had only to defend unrestricted abortion rights to be given total absolution from secular humanist feminist.

Which is why dozens and dozens of Democrat,  liberal, feminist, male celebrities like Matt Lauer and Harvey Weinstein et.al, simply assumed that sexual favors from “adoring” women was simply there due.

Toxic masculinity indeed.

But now of course Just being a masculine man is considered toxic. 
But to the chagrin of the progressive social justice warriors it seems too many women prefer their men that way.
Now, feminists want to dismantle toxic masculinity, but ideology doesn’t always coincide with sexual preference. A feminist may say that she wants men to be less masculine, but still choose tall, dominant, aggressive men as sexual partners. The justification being that sex and politics are unrelated so she is entitled to date whoever she wants to date, even if it conflicts with her political beliefs.
The problem is that as long as women are still rewarding tall, masculine, aggressive men through sex and relationships, men will always want to be masculine. Toxic masculinity is simply the inevitable result of men competing with each other to satisfy women’s sexual preferences.
So as long as women prefer traditionally masculine men as sexual partners, this notion of toxic masculinity will never go away. Men will always seek to be dominant, aggressive, emotionless being if it means maximizing their sexual success.

Anyway Bernie has apologized. 

Perhaps If Bernie decides to run in 2020 he should purge all Toxic “white” males and see that their replaced with SJW certified non-toxic Black, Hispanic (both legal and illegal) and Muslim men. Well Bernie is Jewish in name only so maybe not Muslim men.

That should make all the women working in Bernie’s 2020 campaign happy, or at least this time they will keep there pretty mouths shut.  since these men are PC.