Are we screwed, yes I think we are.
You probably already knew that everything today is racist!
Via Ace of Spades HQ
I believe more and more people are starting to feel the way I do. I never cared if you were “gay” or whatever acronym you chose to call yourself, until you started wanting special privileges. I never cared what color your skin was, until you started blaming me for your problems. I never cared about your political affiliation, until you started to condemn me for mine. I never cared where you were from in this great Republic, until you began condemning people based on where they were born and the history that makes them who they are. I have never cared if you were well off or poor, because I’ve been both, until you started calling me names for working hard to make a better life for myself. I’ve never cared if your beliefs are different than mine, until you said my beliefs are wrong. I’ve never cared if you didn’t like guns, until you tried to take my guns away. Now, I care! I’ve given all the tolerance I have to give. This is no longer my problem, it’s your problem. You can still fix it, it’s not too late, but it needs to be soon. I’m a very patient person. But I’m running out of patience. There are literally Tens of Millions of people just like me that are sick of all the Anti-American crap! I’ve always cared about life, and all lives, but now you try to force the notion on me and other fellow citizens and patriots that certain lives matter more than others. You protest, riot, attack, burn, and loot. Your so-called “movement” has become a radical out-of-control bunch of thugs, criminals, and anarchists who are intent on destroying our Country. The masses have had enough! America is the greatest country on Earth, and if you don’t like America then we invite you to leave. We are done caring about your misguided “feelings.” You don’t have the right to enjoy American freedoms if you are trying to take that right away from me or other Americans |
From Styxhexenhammer666
We are screwed.
A nun gets into a cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always wondered what it would be like to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK,” the nun says. “Pull in to the next alley.”
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss like he has never been kissed before.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” says the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a costume party.” (H/T “Iris”)
I must say, Ms.(?)Taylor Small is quite a… big…person