From Guest Blogger: Ace High flyer
Why would all of the dead Republicans switch parties and vote for Biden? Maybe because they know Biden will soon be joining them, by natural causes or otherwise.
What if for the next 4 years, everytime the Chinees vegetable takes a stage, there are loud chants of TRUMP! TRUMP! ?
How cool would it be if Nancy and AOC got into a knock down drag out Cat fight on the House floor?
Who will take Bernies seat now that he is Secretary of labor?
Maybe China’s leader for life, XI, will take a secondary role as US Secretary of state?
If national elections do not need ballot counting observers, why does the NFL bother with Refs? Or the MLB with umpires? Seems like a waste of money to me if everyone has just proven to be so honest.
Will the Acela become Train Force One?
Will the Chinees Vegetable, (CV), donate some of his blonde leg hairs to the Smithonian?
Hunter Biden will assume semi-permanant living quarters at Camp David.
Dr. Jill Biden will become a partner in Dr. Fouci’s practice.
After Hillary becomes Secretary of Defence, the Army will invade Mara Logo.
Trump will revoke the Golf memberships of all high up Silicone valley as well as Media low lifes from his Golf courses.
Trump will start his own political party named the “Normals”.
Califonia will accelerate their left leaning policies. Since the power is off 50% of the time now due to no fossil fuel power generation, 98% of the rich run off generators. The Deplorables make a killing running bootleg gasoline and propane into Cal. Illegal imagrants are forced out of trucks and have to walk because the mark up the “Revenuers” can make is much higher than hauling wet backs which are now legal to walk in.
The poor are resourceful and capture cow farts, and sell the methane to middle income Normals.
Guns are outlawed, but the mainstream media’s polls show that everyone when asked replies, “Guns? I sold all mine last year.”
The CV is overwhelmed with the world’s countries suddenly having “Great Deals for America”.
Canda builds a wall to keep the Normals out.
With socialism taking hold, Cubans and Venesvelands (Sorry, it’s Sat. night), say “Why bother moving to the US.”
The CV refers to Camel toes as “His personal humidor.”
Ace High Flyer