Guest Blogger: Ace High flyer
A Chinees vegetable hides in his basement for the last 7 months of running for president. When it does emerge for an hour or so each week, it cannot draw crowds larger than 100 communists. But the Chinees vegetable is loved by the divided states of China subjects and gets elected with more votes than Obama. Even better is that it is it’s propaganda wing of this terrorist group that takes it upon themselves to announce it has won despite many lawsuits and thousands of votes uncounted. Anyone who so much as questions it’s luck is branded a sore looser.
Then next February when Nancy decides the vegetable is not well mentally, she puts forward the 25th amendment. However, the Senate still being in Republican hands feels it is much more fun for the world to see the chosen vegetable deteriorate, and refuses to play along. Only after several months when the vegetable becomes Kim Chee is it removed with a spatoola.
