The Ram Report June 23rd 2018
Month: June 2018
Nothing shocks me anymore.
And Donald Prayed Thus: Oh Lord, Only One Thing I Ask Of Thee, That Thou Wouldst Make Mine Enemies Look Ridiculous. And The Lord Saith Unto Him, “Hold My Beer.”
The coming catastrophe for Vermont
A super volcano!!!
Under little old Vermont.
But I would not lose any sleep over it.
Something unexpected has been gradually making itself known to geologists in the United States. A huge mass of molten rock is creeping upwards beneath the nation’s north eastern states….
The new study has helped identify the molten blob as being centred under Vermont, with parts of western New Hampshire and western Massachusets also within its embrace.
“It is not Yellowstone-like, but it’s a distant relative,” Professor Levin says.
50 million years give or take 10 million is an awful long time.
But don’t worry New England, Yellowstone will likely go long before then
We’ll still be fucked though.
Hey, you wait long enough shit happens. Always has, always will.
Pleasant dreams everyone.
I might re-consider my Cancelation on NetFlix
If I thought that the Barack, NetFlix partnership would produce something like this.
And Co-Staring Michelle Obama as 1st Lady Melania Trump.
This reminds me of a movie “The Jackson 5 Story” It stared the Osmond Brothers.
Funny joke for a Sunday morning.
A GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS:
THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS: “WHAT WILL YOU HAVE?
THE GUY REPLIES, “WHISKEY.”
THE ROBOT BRINGS BACK HIS DRINK AND ASKS, “WHAT’S YOUR IQ?”
THE GUY SAYS, “168”
The robot talks about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
AFTER THE GUY LEAVES, HE PAUSES AT THE STREET CORNER AND THINKS ABOUT WHAT HE JUST ENCOUNTERED,
AND THE MORE HE THINKS ABOUT IT THE MORE CURIOUS HE GETS, SO HE DECIDES TO GO BACK.
THE ROBOT ASKS, “WHAT’S YOUR DRINK?”
THE GUY ANSWERS, “WHISKEY.”
THE ROBOT RETURNS WITH HIS DRINK AND ASKS, “WHAT’S YOUR IQ?”
THIS TIME THE MAN REPLIES, “100.”
THE ROBOT TALKS ABOUT NASCAR, BUDWEISER, LSU AND ALL-STAR WRESTLING.
THE MAN FINISHES HIS DRINK, LEAVES, BUT IS SO INTERESTED IN THIS “EXPERIMENT” THAT HE DECIDES HE’LL TRY AGAIN.
HE ENTERS THE BAR AND, AS USUAL, THE ROBOT ASKS HIM WHAT HE WANTS TO DRINK.
THE MAN REPLIES, “WHISKEY.”
THE ROBOT BRINGS THE DRINK AND ASKS, “WHAT’S YOUR IQ?”
THIS TIME THE MAN ANSWERS, “50.”
THE ROBOT LEANS IN REAL CLOSE AND SLOWLY ASKS,
“SO, ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL UNHAPPY THAT HILLARY LOST?”
Now this is a book by Obama I would go out and buy.
Whenever Barack 0bama and/or his ghostwriters get around to writing it.
The Ram Report June 9th 2018
College is a Racket, bad coffee
Anchor Babies
Shitty Weather
What a difference twenty years makes.
Remember back in the nineties when Bill Clinton was Cool.
Why even as recently as 2012 they were saying that he was the coolest President of all time.
He could play the Saxophone.
He was even called our first black President. Sorry Barack
Feminist simply adored Bill.
“I would be happy to give [Bill Clinton] a blowjob just to thank him for keeping abortion legal. I think American women should be lining up with their presidential kneepads on to show their gratitude for keeping the theocracy off our backs” Nina Burleigh
Of course all of the women who accused Bill of harassment, assault, and rape were derided as “trailer trash” and “bimbos by James Carville and none other then Hillary herself.
So from that time on powerful liberal, democrat “pro-choice” men felt a sense of entitlement. ‘Hey you sweet thing, I’m pro choice and I’m backing Hillary. Don’t worry if you forgot your kneepads, I keep a pair handy’.
Then Donald Trump won the Republican nomination for President. and a very odd thing happened. All of a sudden Trumps alleged treatment of women became a campaign issue.
Remember when Trump was engaging in what he though was a private conversation and spoke of “grabbing pussy”. Oh the humanity!!!
Then came the Pussy Hats as a protest to Trump. Then just as quickly they disappeared .
It was during this time that the #metoo movement began to spread like wildfire as women everywhere started coming forward with freighting tales of sexual harassment and intimidation. Starting with Harvey Weinstein it included Matt Lauer, Charlie Rose, and Many more. Most but not all liberal democrats
Apparently millennial women didn’t get Ms. Nina Burleigh’s memo.
Which brings us back to William Jefferson Clinton.
Karma finally has caught up with Bill Clinton. It wasn’t supposed to turn out this way, in his mind, and it’s all Donald Trump’s fault (as is everything wrong with the world, if you are a national Democrat). Had Hillary brought him back to the White House as the historic “first gentleman,” none of the humiliation that he now is enduring would be his lot. Harvey Weinstein would still be raising megabucks for Democrats; Charlie Rose would still be interviewing bien pensant politicians, actors, and writers; and the thriller novel purportedly “co-written” by James Patterson and Bill Clinton would be receiving nothing but adoring reviews and softball questions on the publicity tour.
How times have changed.